Sunday, December 28, 2008

ICICI Defaulters

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!'

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, 'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'

'No, sweetheart,' she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'

'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.

'One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.

'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'

Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!'

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Rule 49 O of the Election Rules

If you exercise the option of not voting anyone by Rule 49 O, it simply means, you have not voted for anyone. The end result is same as voting for multiple people, which is done by many people who do not want to vote anyone.

Press Note of Election Commission of India

Nirvachan Sadan, Ashoka Road, New Delhi-110001
No.ECI/PN/35/2008 Dated: 5tth December, 2008

Subject: Rule 49 O of the Conduct of Elections Rules, 1961- exercise of option by the voters – Impact on the election result.

It has been brought to the notice of the Commission that various misleading reports are being circulated though the Press, the electronic media, emails and through SMS to the effect that if the number of voters who choose to exercise their option not to vote for any contesting candidate as provided in Rule 49-O of Conduct of Elections Rules, 1961, exceeds the margin of votes secured by the winning candidate over the runner up, this will invalidate the election and a repoll will be held. It is clarified that under Rule 49-O, the voter has an potion not to vote at the election after he has been identified at the polling station and his name has been registered in Registers of voters (Form -17A). The Presiding Officer shall thereupon make a note to that effect against the name of that voter and obtain his signature (thumb impression in the case of an illiterate ). In such case, the voters who exercise the option of not voting at the election under Rule 49-O would only be deemed to have abstained themselves from voting and under the law, the candidate who secures highest number of valid votes polled, irrespective of his winning margin, is declared elected.



Saturday, December 20, 2008

Two Beggars

Parvinder and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London.

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Parvinder says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.'

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Parvinder shows Habib his sign....

It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Why Software Projects Are Failing?

Project Manager: We got one big project. The customer is asking to develop that project in the latest technology XYZ. XYZ is a cool new technology, by which we can develop the applications very easily.

Tech Lead: I agree that XYZ is a good and cool technology. But, none of our team members have enough experience in this technology. It will take significant time for us to learn the new technology, and doing the implementation. Instead, Let's suggest the customer that, we will develop the same application for the same cost in the same time, but, with the standard old technologies.

Project Manager: If you agree that XYZ is a good and cool technology, why do you want to develop in the old technologies? If it is a good technology, it should take less time than developing the old technology. Are you saying that, you cannot learn that new technology? Or your team cannot learn it? Should I put a new requirement that, only who pass the certification for XYZ technology will get a promotion or salary hike?

Tech Lead: We can learn that new technology. But, if we want to develop a production application, then we need to have good depth in it. It will not be easy to develop an application of production quality, unless one expert is there in the team, and guides the entire project.

Project Manager: Shall I ask Mr.AdvXYZ, who is an expert in XYZ to advise you on this?

Tech Lead: We will not get that much by the advise of Mr.AdvXYZ. If you can make him as the tech lead or the developer of this project, then we can do this very well. Advisory role will not be of that much help.

Project Manager: I never thought, you are this much dumb.

Tech Lead: ..........

Project Manager: We are going with this new technology. If you want to do this, you can do it. Otherwise, you always have options. (to leave the company)

Tech Lead: I will do this project.

At the end of the project

The project takes double the time and cost.
Customer is unsatisfied with the project.
The Tech Lead becomes master of yet another technology.
The Project Manager is happy that, he has a team which has experience in the new technology.

After few days

In some other team, exactly the same discussion takes place. The only difference is, the Project Manager of that team refers to the above Tech Lead instead of Mr.AdvXYZ.

After a year or two

In the old team, the Project Manager changes, and the same story repeats. The only difference is, instead of the standard old technology XYZ, this new Project Manager wants to use good and new Technology ABC.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Ramoji Rao and Suman

For the last few days, there is very good debate in few TV channels and news papers about Ramoji Rao and Suman. Those who read only Eenadu, and watch ETV/ETV-2 (Companies of Ramoji Rao) will not know about this.

ETV is a telugu channel started by Ramoji Rao in 1995. Almost since the beginning, his second son Suman has been the Managing Director of ETV. For the last few years, he has been in multiple roles in ETV, and telecasting many serials. Few months back, suddenly almost all the serials of Suman were stopped in ETV. Few days back, Suman gave an interview with Sakshi (News paper of Y.S.Jagan, S/O Y.S.Rajasekhara Reddy), a rival of Eenadu. Suman explained the reasons for separation from ETV and Ramoji Rao. He says, Ramoji Rao never gave any respect to him, and he never praised for any of his programs. When the program is in the middle, Ramoji Rao used to ask him to stop the program immediately. He was forced to move out of ETV, and Ramoji Rao was thinking like he can buy Art with money. He gave many reasons, and the entire interview can be read from yvsr2007 blog.

After reading the entire interview, I could not get any opinion as such. Ramoji Rao is one great entrepreneur, whom I have known since my childhood. He has so many companies. His companies are Eenadu, Margadarsi, Priya Foods, Dolphin Group of Hotels, Usha Kiran Movies, Usha Kiran Television, Kalanjali, Mayuri Film Distributors, Ramoji Film City, and 12 Television channels. Except Television channels, all are owned by his family. Even in Television channels also, he got partnership from outside recently only. After Tata Group, I think he is the biggest entrepreneur who has not gone public, even after making the companies very big and got very good reputation.

Because of his good reputation, I could not get any opinion from Suman's interview. Then I read the comments from others in GreatAndhra. After reading those, all my doubts got cleared.

Few comments in GreatAndhra about this. (All these are facts.)

For those who remember ETV programs in the last few years, it is very clear that, ETV has only serials. The serials are so bad that, people literally started hating Suman. There were many communities for hating Suman. There were no programs which one can watch in their free time. If you want to watch, you can watch only serials at prime time. Movies are telecasted only at odd times. There used to be good programs like Srimad Bhagavatham directed by Bapu. After some time, he took over all those programs and started directing them. He started acting in all the main roles. Soon, he started doing everything, including acting, directing, writing scripts/songs, singing, music directing, and anything one can think of. ETV literally became Suman's toy. Because of all those, TRP went down for ETV, and it started losing many viewers. Suman literally destroyed the reputation of ETV.

Eventhough ETV was completely owned by Ramoji Rao's family till some time back. Ramoji Rao has more than enough money, and he does not need more. But, still, thousands of employees depended on his companies. If ETV is closed, thousands of employees lose their jobs. When Ramoji Rao is in the role of Chairman, he always takes care of the company, and it's employees. He wants to do everything in the best interests of his companies. That's why, he asked Suman to leave, and he stopped all his serials.

If you are not convinced with this, I would advise to watch the serials of Suman for few days, and then come to an opinion on this.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Quality Certificate

A Quality Analysis Engineer marries an average girl.

After 24 months of tough life with her, finally the Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that:


The smart father-in-law replies,



Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Have your ever typed rm -rf * by mistake?

Have your typed rm -rf * in Unix/Linux by mistake? What did you do after typing it? I used to get suggestions like use alias rm='rm -i' which asks for confirmation after every rm command. But, for those who use rm command very frequently, it is very inconvenient to type y after every rm command. Even if we do that, for advanced users, after some time, even that will not serve the purpose. Because, for advanced users rm -rf * <CR> y is an atomic operation. i.e., After typing y for many rm commands, they would automatically type y for all rm commands. So, using alias rm='rm -i' is of no use.

I realized all these after typing rm -r * by mistake. After realizing, I created an executable file rm with contents mv $* /tmp, and put the file in a directory, which is in the path before /bin. Now, whenever I type rm something, it moves that file/directory to /tmp. The files would be automatically deleted after restarting the machine. Before restarting the machine, if I want to get back the files, I can get it. There are problems like, if I want to delete files with the same name, then it will fail. If the machine is not restarted regularly, then there will be too many files in /tmp. But, these are not big issues for me.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Banner In Mumbai

People hold a banner at a gathering of hundreds of people who chanted pro-India slogans and lit candles in memory of people killed in the recent terror attacks outside the Taj Mahal hotel in Mumbai.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Where is Raj Thackeray?

Dear Mr. Raj Thackeray,

Where are you sir? We have been trying to reach you for the past 2 days ever since Mumbai has been attacked. I think it is the mobile network or your cable connection that must not be working. We miss you sir? We know how you love Mumbai and its people especially the Marathi Manoos.You must be collecting your brave Sena to come and help us. Like all the brave Marathi people who laid down their lives fighting this terror. I am sure you must be mourning the loss of brave Marathi policemen like Hemant Karkare, Vijay Salaskar, Ashok Kamte and various others, who risked their lives, so that you and I can sleep peacefully in this city.

Also sir, let me tell you the 200 Commandos, that have been sent in the last 2 days to fight terrorists are not Maharashtrians. They could not find a unit which had 80% reservation for Maharashtrians. Actually, they are a mix of people from all over India i.e.north, south, east and west. Infact one of them has lost his life fighting the terrorists. And he was a south Indian, I think.

I think the admirable courage that you and your Sena showed in fighting the poor immigrants from Bihar and Uttar Pradesh will hopefully stand in good stead if and when you decide to fight these terrorists. Also I found many people from different communities coming together in JJ Hospital and GT Hospital to donate blood for the victims of this attack. And funnily they never asked if the blood is for Marathi Manoos or for everyone. I did not see anyone from your Sena though. Maybe they are busy somewhere else with more important work.

Sir you please take care as we need brave leaders like you to lead Maharashtra, as we enter this new age of terror.

Got as a forward

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Bomb blast dates in 2008

May 13 -------------- JAIPUR
June ----------------------
July 26 ------------- AHMEDABAD
August --------------------
September 13 ------ DELHI
October -------------------
November 26 ------ MUMBAI
December ------------------
January 13 --------- What Next?

Sent by Sobhana Rani Maharana

Quote Of The Day

Do not worry about those who have come thru boats...
Our forces can easily defeat them....

WORRY about those who have come thru votes....
Those are our REAL ENEMIES….

Monday, December 01, 2008

Showing full size image in blogger

When an image is added in blogger, if the size of the image is more than 400 pixels in width or height, it would be scaled down to 400 pixels. We can increase the size of the image by changing the URL.

When the image is added, it would look some thing like below

<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=""><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274131737179731186" /></a>

To increase the size of the image, remove the first red part (width and height) in the above, and change the second part from s400 to s800 or s1600. I faced no problems with s800, but with s1600, there were few problems. Sometimes, the image do not get displayed with s1600. So, use s800.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

The factors to get promotion

  • Your communication skills.
  • Your boasting power and argument skills.
  • Your manager's communication skills.
  • Your manager's boasting power and argument skills.
  • Communication skills of your peers with respect to you.
  • Boasting power and argument skills of your peers with respect to you.
  • Communication skills of managers of your peers with respect to your manager.
  • Boasting power and argument skills of managers of your peers with respect to your manager.
  • Argument skills of the director who approves the promotions.
  • The need for the company to give promotion to you.

And probably
.....Your contribution to your project with respective to your peers.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Subscribe to my blog by E-Mail

Everyone can now subscribe to my blog and shared items by e-mail from the subscription option in the right panel. Feedburner mails the new posts every evening (IST Time).

Technically, this is a redundant post. Those who use google reader, never need to know this, and those who come to my website to check new posts can see the subscription option in the website.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

YSR got his time

Y.S.RajaSekhara Reddy has ordered to collect the entire temple that belongs to ISKCON, Secunderabad.

Congress Party is secular. They will not take even one inch land of Wakf boards or Churches. That's why they are very secular. If they take the land of Hindu temples, it is for the development of the state/country, and one should not see it from the perspective of religion.

Only those who are religious oppose collecting temple land. We have to avoid those religious people by all means. Because, they may cause communal violence in the state/country unnecessarily.

Update: Bhajarang Dal, Viswa Hindu Parishat, and BJP had done a dharna, and Government has revoked the decision to capture the temple for road-widening. In this Dharna, BJP's state president Bandaru Dattatreya also participated.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Rented House

Hero goes to a house owner, and asks him for a rented house. The owner denies to give him house on the basis that he is a 'bachelor'.

Hero says, "When you don't believe a bachelor to give your house, why do you believe a bachelor to marry your daughter? Why not marry her to a man who is already married and has some children?"

I was told that, this is from a Tamil movie.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Olympic Medal Rankings - 2008

India has got 1 gold and 2 bronze medals in Olympics - 2008 with 50th rank. It got 51st rank by the no.of medals. swivel has come up with the rank based on GDP and Population. Instead of saying who got maximum no.of medals etc., it calculated rank based on no.of medals per million population, and medals per billion dollar GDP.

RankCountryMedals per 10 million population
7New Zealand21.05361654
78 Venezuela0.357734384
79 Iran0.283704917
80 Mexico0.281208258
81 Nigeria0.270100545
82 Sudan0.2593361
83 Indonesia0.215864299
84 South Africa0.208983359
85 Egypt0.132945134
86 Vietnam0.114449213
87 India0.026386129

Top 10 and Bottom 10 ranks by population

RankCountryMedals per 10 billion dollar GDP
78 Singapore0.0620
79 Israel0.0618
80 Chile0.0610
81 Japan0.0571
82 Malaysia0.0553
83 Belgium0.0446
84 Venezuela0.0438
85 South Africa0.0360
86 Mexico0.0336
87 India0.0256

Top 10 and Bottom 10 ranks by GDP

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Appraisal and Resignation

Comparative study : Appraisal and Resignation

In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.
There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.

So If you want an appraisal submit your resignation immediately!

Got it as forward.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

BSNL and Indian Postal Service

I applied for BSNL broadband internet connection in June. While entering the data, the data entry operator did not enter correct communication address. When I asked to correct it, she told me that, system cannot allow to change the address once entered. She told me that, I can give address change request only after generating the first bill. i.e., I can give only after July 10th. I went to BSNL office after july 10th, and gave the request for address change. Next month, I did not receive the bill. I went to office again and told them that, I have not received the bill. I expected reply like, we will send a duplicate bill or Let me check the address. But, the reply was, Ask your postman. I again checked my address, and removed few extra spaces in the company name, and gave a new request to change the address again. I waited for two months. But, I did not get bill. I stopped bothering about the bill. Today, I received a bill from BSNL. I was very happy that, at last I started getting bills from BSNL. After that, I saw the issue date, and it was 7-Aug-2008.

I don't know when will our government offices change.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Quote of the day

One Narayana Murthy probably has done more for India's prestige and honour than thousands of petitions, articles, forums, and speeches in the UN etc.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

No Smoking in Public and Private places

Anbumani Ramadoss brought a new policy from Oct 2nd, 2008, that nobody should smoke in public and private places. Those who want to smoke, has to smoke at their house or on roads. Nobody is allowed to even smoke in their offices.

Ramadoss is notorious for bringing policies which appear as good, but actually very bad.

My personal experience is, in the last couple of years, I was never worried about passive smoking. I was almost never effected by passive smoking. But, in the last one month, I was more effected by passive smoking.

Till Oct 1st, My company and other companies in the surrounding area used to provide smoking areas in the office. Most of the time, Non-smokers never bother about going to that side. So, almost nobody effected by passive smoking.

With the new rule, all the companies removed the smoking areas, and mentioned that, entire office is no-smoking area. Those whoever wants to smoke, they have to go out and smoke on the road. Everyday, I walk from auto stand to my office gate in the morning, and from office gate to auto stand in the evening. While walking, I see many people who smoke on the road, and I am effected by passive smoking because of that. Previously, all of them used to smoke in the smoking area in their respective companies. Because of this stupid rule, they are smoking on the roads, and the pedestrians are effected by that.

The smoking is not allowed in small hotels. In big restaurants, it is allowed only if the restaurant provides a special smoking area. But, many small restaurants do not follow any rules. So, they allow smoking. For the last one month, smoking in small restaurants has increased, because, there are restrictions in all the companies, and in many private places. So, smokers are smoking in the small hotels. Because of this also, I am more effected by passive smoking.

At the end, people like me are more effected by this stupid rule.

If they want to change smokers, then they should do it in such a way that, non-smokers are not effected at all. I seriously doubt, whether Ramadoss can ever imagine/come up/approve one good idea/policy/rule in his life.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Telugu gets Classical Language Status

Yesterday (One day before the formation day of Andhra Pradesh), Telugu got Classical Language Status. The same day, Kannada also got Classical Language status. Sanskrit, Pali, Prakrit, and Tamil already got Classical Language status.

Initially, to get the Classical Language status, the language should be of atleast 1000 years. But, after giving classical status to Sanskrit, Pali, Prakrit, and Tamil, the time period is increased to 2000 years. After trying for almost 3 years, Telugu and Kannada got classical status.

Telugu was mentioned first time in 500 B.C., in Aithareya Brahmanam, which was around 2500 years back. At the time of British rule, on one rupee coin, it is mentioned in English and Telugu only. Indian National Congress thought of making Telugu as National Language. Freedom fighters like Dr.Pattabi Sitaramayya tried hard for that. But, later congress selected Hindi as the National Language.

After Hindi, Telugu is the most spoken language in India. Telugu is spoken by more than 15 crore people. Around 8 crore people in Andhra Pradesh, and 2.8 crore in Tamilnadu speak Telugu.

After Telugu got classical language status, Tanikella Bharani wrote the following poem.

Ottu! Naakanipisthondi ....
Nannayya okkasari ammayya anukunnattu ....
peddana thambulamlo 'telugu vakka palukulu' vesukunnattu ....
Srinathudu kanakabhishekam chesochchi telugu thalli padhalu muttukunnattu ....
Sri Sri Gatuga rendu dhammulu laginattu ....
Chalam gaddanni savarinchukunnattu .....
Iha ... Vishwanatha! Mana bhashaki ohallichedhemit hodha! Ani garjinchinattu ....
Oka sanathana parimalam avarinchi telugu nela pulakarinchinattu ....
E Santhosha sambramamlo na kallu chemarinattu ....
Pranthiya Bhedhalu marachi telugollantha kalasikattuga cheyyeththi jaikottinattu ....
Ottu! Naakanipisthondi ....

- mee Thanikella Bharani

Thursday, October 30, 2008

My Country My Life Review

I have finished reading My Country My Life by L.K.Advani. It was one great book that I read in the recent time.

In the book, he explained his life and the political situation of India. Most of the information is new, and it is little difficult to find the same elsewhere. He discussed many issues from 1947 to 2005, from Partition of India to his Pakistan Yatra.

Partition of India : He explained the effects of Partition of India, and all the problems that India faced because of that. However, he did not explain anything about the reasons or background behind the partition of India. While researching that, I learned many new things. Unfortunately in India, we don't have freedom to tell that publicly. By the way, the plea of Nathruam Godse during the trial on the charges of killing Gandhi was banned in India. (I don't know whether it is still banned or not). Two books about Nehru are banned. We can find many interesting things, if we do further research on the same.

Bhartiya Jana Sangh and Dr.Shyama Prasad Mookerjee : He explained the formation of Bharatiya Jana Sangh. But, he did not explain much about Dr.Shyama Prasad Mookerjee. After reading about him, I understood his greatness. Since 1952 till now, Leaders of BJS (and present BJP) had the same vision, and they are following same kind of path. I don't see that much difference between Dr.Shayama Prasad Mookerjee and Vajpayee.

Emergency : He gave so much information about Emergency, what all happened during the emergency, and he explained all the changes in the Constitution during that time. After reading that, I realized why Emergency is called as the Darkest Period in India's History. (On a side note, after the emergency, Congress(I) lost badly everywhere. But, in Andhra Pradesh, it won 41 out of 42 seats.)

Morarji's Government : This is where he started explaining the real politics (For example, One person offers special favor to another person in the opposition. Once there is split in the opposition, the first person withdraws the favor). He explained many politics done by many people and why Morarji's government failed.

Formation of BJP and it's First elections : After the collapse of Morarji's government, and the politics in that, Bharatiya Jana Sangh came out of Janatha Party, and formed Bharatiya Janatha Party. In 1984, When Indira Gandhi was killed, BJP Contested in 224 constituencies and it won only 2 seats, one in Andhra Pradesh, another one in Gujarat (It won 90 in 1977). Because of sympathy, Congress won with a great triumph. (On a side note, In Andhra Pradesh it got only 6 seats out of 42, quite contrary to what happened in 1977. TDP got 30 seats and became the Chief Opposition Party in it's inauguration to the Loksabha.) By the second elections, it became very strong by securing more than 80 seats.

Ayodhya Movement and Ratha Yatra : He explained Ayodhya in 50 pages with complete information from Nehru's age till now. He gave so much information about Ayodhya, which a comman man does not know. If anyone thinks that, all parties except BJP are secular, then they must read this chapter. This chapter explained and gave examples of the communal behavior of the so-called secular parties. To know whether BJP is secular or communal, there are examples in the entire book. (Yes. BJP is more secular than any other party.)

P.V.Narasimha Rao : I explained about P.V.N.Rao more in my previous article. Advani praised P.V.Narasimha Rao as the best Prime Minister after Lal Bahadur Sastry. One mistake in the book was, he thought P.V.N.Rao won with great majority because of malpractices in the election. (P.V.Narasimha Rao won in Nandyala with more than 5.5 Lakh votes, and it is still a record.) The fact was, N.T.Rama Rao, then leader of Telugu Desam party, did not put any contestant against him, because he was the first Prime Minister from Andhra Pradesh (and South India). Because of that, he had opposition only from minor parties and independents. That's why he could win with such a huge margin.

Review of the Working of the Indian Constitution : Vajpayee formed a committee to review the constitution for better development. He explained most of the review comments. Vajpayee government implemented many. Because of the procedure of taking acceptance from Parliament, Vajpayee could not implement everything. The most powerful act, Right to Information Act (RTI) was proposed in that. Vajpayee implemented the basic version of the same, and Manmohan Singh enhanced it, and made RTI. This is one good chapter for understanding the constitution and policies. After reading that, I understood, from where Dr.Jayaprakash Narayana started getting the ideas. ;) (On a serious note, Dr.JP had many of these ideas even before, and he discussed few of those with Rajiv Gandhi.)

K.R.Narayanan : Advani says, then President K.R.Narayanan was very biased. Till Shankar Dayal Sharma, the president used to invite the largest party to form the government and then prove the majority. But, K.R.Narayanan refused to do that, and only after furnishing the letters of support from the parties in NDA, he invited to form the government. In many occasions, he acted with bias towards Congress party. But, Advani did not give many incidents about K.R.Narayanan and his biased nature. My understanding for not giving those reasons was, the incidents require in-depth understanding to decide what needs to be done. Without that, one may think that, K.R.Narayanan did correct, where as it is not the case. Advani might not wanted to fill many pages in explaining the issues in Bihar and at some random place to prove the biased nature of K.R.Narayanan.

Relationship with Pakistan : He explained the relationship between India and Pakistan in the tenure of different Prime Ministers. His interaction with Britain's High Commissioner became true in BJP's rule. He explained about Kashmir issue in detail. Jawaharlal Nehru made Sardar Vallabhai Patel as the Home Minister and asked to merge all the provinces except Kashmir to Indian Union. Nehru had taken the ownership of Kashmir, and he collapsed it, and we are still facing the problem with it. Had it been given to Sardar Patel then itself, we would not have faced any issue with Kashmir now. BJP could not revoke the special status to Kashmir, because few parties in NDA did not support that idea.

Pakistan Yatra : In 2005, Advani went to Pakistan. After visiting Jinnah's Mausoleum, he gave speech about Jinnah, and it became most controversial. Media published it as, Advani said, Jinnah is secular, and it did not publish the context. It created many problems for him from all the political parties. RSS criticized him for praising Jinnah. Other pseudo secular parties criticized him for praising Jinnah to get Muslim votes. Advani had to resign from President post after all those. Advani explained the context in his book. Jinnah was in Congress and he was a secular initially. Then, later on he moved to Muslim League and started fighting for separate country for Muslims. In the speech in Pakistan Assembly, Jinnah explained about Secular and Democracy. Advani explained all those incidents. But, our great media took only two words, Jinnah, and Secular, and started criticizing him.

The above topics are only few, and there are many more issues that Advani dealt in his book. He dedicated special chapters to Vajpayee, and Deendayal Upadhyaya, and wrote about them.

I expected to have more information about NDA's rule, and the changes they brought to India. I wanted to have information everything which is even remotely related to Advani in this book. But, without all these, the book has more than 950 pages. If he includes everything, it will be of multiple volumes. He included only the relevant information which one cannot find elsewhere easily.

After researching more about politics, I became a big fan of Atal Bihari Vajpayee. I have been a fan of Vajpayee since 1996. But, after learning about his policies, and the development that he had done to India, I became a big fan of him. Let's hope that L.K.Advani performs better than Vajpayee.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Google Calendar in Gmail

I have been using Google Calendar for a long time. But, for the last few months, it became very unreliable. It does not send remainders for all the events in my calendar. It sends remainders for few events that it likes. Because of that, I moved to BirthdayAlarm.

Few days back, Gmail Labs introduced a nice feature by which, we can put google calendar gadget in gmail. In Gmail, if we go to Settings -> Labs, and enable "Google Calendar gadget", it will add Google Calendar gadget in the left hand side below the chat and label windows. There are two other features in gmail labs, by which we can move chat and label windows to the right side. I enabled all, and the experience is very nice. Because, the chat window is on right side, it got more space, and is showing more no.of contacts. On left hand side, I can see the events for today and the next few days from google calendar.

After a very long time, I got one good feature in google. If they fix the bugs in Google Calendar, I would be very happy.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Operation Duryodhana - Movie

After a long time, I have seen one good movie about politics. Till now, all the movies that dealt with politics, shown that, politicians are very bad, and hero comes and changes many things. But, this movie dealt with the role of the voter. Most of the voters do not vote for a good person, and then cribs that, the system is bad. There are many good people who are in politics, and want to change the system. But, most of the voters do not vote for them giving reasons like,

  • Others will not vote for them
  • They will not win, even if I vote for them
  • They cannot win, because they are not spending money
  • Even if they win, they cannot change the system. Because politics is like that

They give all these reasons, and then they vote for one corrupted person. And, they get corrupted system. We get what we deserve.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Situation of India - Ant and Grasshopper

An Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks that Ant is a fool and laughs, dances, and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version :

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks that Ant is a fool and laughs, dances, and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.

CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India.

As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers,

India is still a developing country...!!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Political Situation in Andhra Pradesh

Disclaimer: All the contents in this post are the opinions and comments of few people, who are actively involved in Politics. I cannot guarantee that these are correct.

I heard of distributing money during elections long time back. I got authenticated information during 1999 municipality elections. At that time, all the contestants from main parties distributed around Rs.100 to almost everyone. In 2005 municipality elections also, all the contestants from main parties distributed around Rs.150 to everyone. In Assembly elections, they don't distribute money to everyone. But, they distribute in selected areas or to selected families.

I was talking to a person who was from a selected area. He is looking forward for the assembly elections. He was telling me that, he would get around Rs.9000 at the time of next elections. There are three main parties in AP. Each party gives around Rs.1000 to each voter. There are three voters in his family. So, he would get 3*3*1000 = Rs.9000 at the time of elections. Of course, they don't distribute that much money to everyone. It varies a lot from area to area, and family to family. But, it shows the picture of politics in AP.

After that only, I understood why Dr.Jayaprakash Narayana (JP) has been stressing so much on not distributing Liquor and money during the elections.

Few months back, two people said, if Dr.JP invites them, then they would join Loksatta. Dr.JP invites everyone in his website, and in all the meetings. But, he does not invite anyone personally. So, these two people did not join Loksatta. After some time, the first person joined a new party as official representative. (On a side note, The other official representative of the same party also was in Loksatta some time back.) The second person was a famous actress of yesteryears. She was in TDP around a decade back, and then she came out. She waited for the invitation of Dr.JP, and she did not get the invitation. She joined Congress party few days back.

Few months back, the present government took back few acres of land that was allotted to a famous old hero. There were Income tax raids on his son's house. After some time, government gave the land back to that hero. After few days, he joined Congress. One famous director cum music director got around 7 acres of land at Gopanapalli in Hyderabad. Now he is in Congress. Similarly, another famous comedian also got land, and he joined Congress.

For any alliance, Dr.JP has put only one condition. That condition is, they should not distribute money and liquor during the elections. He has not put any other condition for alliance. Still, there was no party, which is ready to make alliance with them. Even the parties which are fighting against corruption, and the parties in which the top leaders have soft corner for loksatta, are not making alliance with loksatta. One reason is, if Loksatta gets power even in one constituency, they will show clear difference, and they can change the entire political situation in AP. If anybody gives their support for them, and in process if Loksatta gets even little power, very soon they can change the entire political situation, and JP becomes a great leader, and all others become small leaders in comparison to him. Nobody likes that. So, nobody is interested in making alliance with Loksatta. For those, who do not believe this, read the life history of N.T.Rama Rao and Nara Chandrababu Naidu.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Global Imbalance - An Imminent Dollar Crisis (Transcript)

Mr.M.R.Venkatesh (Economist) gave a very good lecture on "Global Imbalance - An Imminent Dollar Crisis" in a conference organized by Swadeshi Jagaran Manch and Vision India Trust.

If anyone has any strong opinion about Economics, USA, Saddam Hussein, Iraq, or Iran, they must watch the lecture, or read the transcript. The video can be watched at

Highlight of this entire speech was,

Globalization has become, "A Protestant country invades a Muslim country, and hangs the leader on Vaikunta Ekadasi day."

Special thanks to Venkata Udaya Bhaskar Nori for sending the link.

Global Imbalance - An imminent Dollar Crisis

By M.R.Venkatesh, Economist
By Swadeshi Jagaran Manch and Vision India Trust

In fact I was present in the hall when Mr.Professor was actually half way into the speech. And professor was trying to explain to this audience why globalization the way it is practiced was not working in India. My other presentation will be to tell why globalization is not working even in America. The fundamental assumption of globalization is, it is a success. We don't critic it. We assume that it is a success. We assume that, if we have to be successful, we have to follow the globalization model. So we don't discuss, we don't debate. We don't actually critic it at all. Take it for granted that this is the model that we have to follow and in the process, Globalization is the subject that has become highly un-debated, un-critic, un-understood, misunderstood, misrepresented by everybody. It is like six blind men looking at an elephant and each one trying to define the elephant in his own way.

What is this globalization all about? It is a term if you type it in google, globalization with zation, you will hit more no.of web pages than globalisation with sation. Even in the English language, in the world that you use as globalization there is a difference. That English spoken by the Americans is different from the English spoken by the English men, which is different from English spoken by the Australians, Zimbabweans, or New Zealanders. Now the vista has even brought Indian English. So, there are so many differences in the English language. But, we are not concerned about that. We are not into the philosophy of globalization. We are not into the negative aspects of Globalization. Professor has spoken heavily today. And I will be on the other end of the globalization. The seeming success of globalization is it's failure. That is the idea which I will present to you. What is the seeming success of globalization? The seeming success of globalization is America. And, I am not going to do any American bashing, and my objective in my life, if at all I have one is to save America from this globalization.

To understand this globalization, you require a bit of understanding of what a small paan shop owner is doing. If I ask a bunch of students in a school or college wherever I go for my lectures, even to Chairman of Commerce. If I ask them, between America and India, which is the rich country, and which is the poor country? And, between America and China, which is the rich country, and which is the poor country? The answer is, China or India is the poor country, and America is the rich country. And, I am sure many of you in the audience also have the same perspective or same idea about America, and same idea about India or China. But, in our common language, a rich person is the person who pays, gives, donates, or lends money to the poor person. And the poor person is the person who receives, gets, begs, or loans money from the rich person. This is the common definition of a common man. But, it is exactly opposite in the globalization sphere. Meaning, it is India, China, Japan, South Korea, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Pakistan, Bangladesh, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Iran, name anybody, they are lending money to America. They are lending money to America at the rate of 2 billion dollars (i.e.,800-900 crores) every day. And if these people don't lend money to America, America will collapse. That is globalization.

It is the rich country, which is getting money from the poor country, and the poor country which is lending money to the rich country and that goes on by the appellation of globalization. And in fact when this fundamental paradigm is put before the people, they are shocked. But, fact of the matter is America require something around 800-1000 billion dollars to survive and that capital, it gets it from the rest of the world. How does it work? This requires some explanation. America is like a huge finance company which wants to cheat. So, how does the finance company which wants to cheat work? It will setup a fantastic office. It will have a 40x40 reception with a beautiful receptionist. So, when you enter the reception, they will say, sir Swarna Ganga Scheme, Swarna Lakshmi Scheme, all these schemes 20% of interest, 30% of interest. And you will be dazzled, just like this light is dazzling my eyes, you will be dazzled, and you cannot see anything in front of you. And, you will virtually be forced to lend your money to that company. And, owner of that company will actually come in Mercedes Benz. He will not give you time. He will say, "I don't have time. Only two minutes". And, you will think that, this man is so rich, Obviously, he is making money by the tons.

And, you poor guy, you have put 5 Lakh rupees of your pension or your provident fund that you want to park it with in so that, it comes out 7 Lakh or 8 Lakh at the end of 2 years. So, you park the money very easily looking at the credit worthiness of the person that can be posture before you. You don't look into the Mercedes Benz RC book. That is hypothecated to Canara bank. You don't look into the reception's hall rent not paid for more than 6 months. What you do? You give it to that fellow. That fellow writes EMI for Mercedes Benz for that month. With that money, he will pay the rent for that office. You are blinded by the credit worthiness. America is like that. When you look at America, they only show credit worthiness. And, they show the credit worthiness in not only by building, also by infrastructure. They were the first to go to moon. They will have to do it. It will not only that, they will have to go to moon. They write the rules of WTO. They write the rules of IMF. They write the rules of world bank. It is not that they are doing for anything else. It is for their own self preservation, they have got into a black hole. And, if they don't do it, they are doomed. If they correct it, they are done.

It is the problem of America. I will explain you. Look at it. What is happening with this? Our total GDP, suppose it is Rs.100. We spend Rs.68. Consume Rs.68, and save Rs.32. China saves Rs.50. Singapore saves Rs.50. Japan is around Rs.50. Korea is around Rs.20-22. Various countries in the East Asia save Rs.20, 25, 40, 45, whatever various demographic areas allow them, they save. That is why they have capital. What does America do? Out of Rs.100 it earns or produces, it spends Rs.107. That is the spending of America. So, what happens? Where does this money come from? How does it manage? It is very simple. All of us are only savings economy. So, nobody is a great consumer. Of course, I will come to the distinction at a later part of my presentation. But, suffice, you can say, whole of Asia, which is an export oriented economy is a savings economy. And, the 300 billion dollars reserve that RBI holds today represents our collective savings in one form or the other.

China has got savings of 1.6 trillion, Japan close to 1 trillion. The world has got 4 trillion dollars worth of reserves. Students of Accountancy will tell you, if somebody has got a credit, somebody will have a debit. Who is that somebody who got this credit? If I have 4 trillion dollars worth of reserve, who is that actually borrowed my reserve. America has borrowed this reserve. America has borrowed at the rate of 800 billion dollars every year. So, it is going on consuming. We are going on exporting to America. America is taking our goods, giving us dollar bills. We are not consuming the dollar bills. We are again giving back to America, so that America can spend. So, in a way, we are working for America, and also funding America's consumptions. I am sure the audience will be able to appreciate the fundamental distortion in the global economy.

One fellow goes on consuming. You pay him, and also work for his consumption. Only mother and father will do like this. We are doing this for America. Not only we, China is doing, Japan is doing, Asia is doing, Latin America is doing, Africa is doing. Why is it so? Because, the dollar is held to be the global currency. So, what is this dollar that all of crucially revere. Why is that we are not challenging the dollar? It has got historical reasons. During the world war II, America did not enter the war. Only two major countries did not enter the war. One was Switzerland, where all the politicians kept the black money. So, they did not want to attack. The other one was America, which did not enter the war till the fag end. And, when it entered, it dropped the bombs and settled. But, when the war was fought between the countries, they gave America gold, and purchased guns. They took steel for gold. After the war was over, the American dollar was backed by gold. It was backed at the rate of 35 dollar per ounce of gold. So, Americans will never issue more dollars than the gold reserve that they had. In a way, it was a gold standard. You give 35 dollars to American treasury, and they will be bound to give you one troy ounce of gold. Just like our milkman, who will mix water for every litre of milk that he supplies, Americans started printing more notes thinking, "We will find it out". So, slowly they started printing more notes, more notes, more notes. Then, one day there was only water, and there was no milk.

The French understood that Americans are cheating. So, they went and gave dollars, and said give me gold. They gave some gold. Then Italians came, then British started. Then, they realized, if this goes on, then they will have no gold. Then, dollar will become a tissue paper. And, that is what they did on 15th August 1971. Very strangely, it also coincides with our independence day. President Nixon said, from now on don't ask gold. Let us all believe that they have gold. My father's generation could have put to an end to this controversy in 1971. At that time, it would have been a minor surgery. Today, it has taken a cancerous growth. And, today, what we are doing? We are still believing America has some value behind the dollar. And, we are going on exporting our goods to America. What is America giving? Only treasury notes. Nicely printed. We are doing Namaskaram, and keeping it in Puja room. What will you get if you give back this treasury notes to America? We will get potato. This is the fundamental assumption of globalization on which, today the so called dollar value has become a huge crisis.

What is China doing? China is giving America enormous amount of goods. Americans have become so lazy. They are in the post modern stage of development. They may perhaps make air crafts, high technology, nano technology items. They will not make Broomsticks. They will not make pipes. They will not make bulbs. They will not make mikes. Everything is imported from China. China is happy to give goods to America. America is giving dollars to China. On one hand China's reserve is going up. One hand, America's debt is going up. Both are like two drunkards. Have you seen two drunkards walking? Each one will put his arm around the other. They will stagger. But, they will not fall. Each one will be counter balancing, and one day when they fall, both will fall. This is the risk that is happening to global economy. It is American consumption that is deteriorating the global economy. It is the China's supply of goods to America that is deteriorating the global economy. So, it is very very precarious game, and today IMF is scratching it's head. And, now saying we have to counter balance all these things. And, we have to do something. What is this something? I will explain.

Those of you recall 1997, there was an East Asian crisis. And, today we are actually paying the price for East Asian crisis. What happened there? America gave small doses of money to East Asian countries. These people grew. Whenever you have money comes in, automatically you will buy some assets. Whether it is scooter, house, car, or bungalow, something you will buy. It will grow. The Western economists said, when Asian economists grew, "oh, these guys are growing. It is a miracle". Look at the arrogance. When I say somebody bought a house in Koramangala, some very posh area in Bangalore, oh, that guy has purchased a house in Bangalore. It is a miracle. What does it mean? I am not happy about his growth. I am only jealous. I am saying, this guy is incapable of growing. Now, this guy has got a house. It is impossible to believe. That is appellation that is given to the Asian growth in 1997.

Michel Camdessus, who was the IMF chief at that time, went on to say that, these economies are performing excellently. This was in June-July 1997. Then, suddenly everybody withdrew money. The currency is collapsed. And, East Asian countries lost 30-40 years of savings within days. Who did this? Why did they do it? Questions that are not been answered till now. Who were behind all these things? Was there a political motive behind all these things? Nobody has answered this questions. It still remains. And, Mahathir Mohamad, who was the Prime Minister of Malaysia at that time was very clear. He says, these Americans are conspired against East Asian growth. He was very clear. But, after this crisis, their currency which was upto a particular level for various countries tumbled vis-a-vis the dollar. These countries understood, there is virtue for even a weak currency. Suppose, today the rupee is 40, for some reason, it falls to 80. You may find exporting a lot of goods very easily. You can export virtually anything, if the rupee falls to 80. And, you don't have to bother about consuming in your country, because you are all primacy of savings economy. So, East Asian countries could afford to devalue the currency, and they engage in a game of competitive devaluation. China will devalue. Malaysia will devalue. India will devalue. Japan will devalue. Everybody devalue their currency vis-a-vis the dollar. Dollar was still powerful. So, they started exporting to America, which was the only consuming country in the world. Why did America consume? That is a story itself.

Americans, today have lost what is called as institution of family. Male lives with Female. It is not a family. It is called live-in relationship. 50% of the children know the father or mother not both of them. There is a U-turn in American family life. It is called step-father, step-mother, step-sister, or step-brother. That is you have one of the father or mother common and the other person is somebody else, who has left-over from different family and joined this. This dissection of a family meant consumption. Whenever, any of my colleagues who start their practice and do very well, immediately, I would find him inviting us to Taj, and say, come let us have dinner, let us have lunch. He will just show his credit card, and spending. Within two years, he will get married. Immediately, I ask him, "let us go to Taj and have dinner". "No No sir, We will not even go to Udupi hotel". "Why this change?" "I have taken insurance." I have to pay insurance premium this month sir. Very big burden sir. Immediately the mind set changes, once you are in a family system. Family is such a big institution, and as so much propounding impact on the national economics, that no economic book even talk about family. Such an importance. The more important it is, we will never discuss.

Now, coming to the issue, as American family system collapsed, there were people who were into mindless and reckless spending. America had a purpose also. If it had not spend, it will not get money. And, to take over the capital of the world, it was into mindless and reckless spending. All of us transferred our money to America. Now, America has net debt excess of 5 trillion dollars. Next year, it will be 6. Next year, it will be 7. How long can it go on? You will be shocked and surprised. On March 28th, 2006, the American Federal Reserve said, "From now on, we will not disclose how much dollar is floating in the world". This is called M3 figures. It is like a finance company saying, "from today onwards, we will not disclose the amount of our debts or we will not disclose our balance sheet". That is the position of America. Asian Development Bank has warned its members, and said, "from now on, be careful about the dollar. It can collapse at any time". It is like a promissory note of a defaulter finance company. But, the world is addicted to dollar. World is habituated to dollar. There is no alternative to dollar. So, all of us trade in dollar. So, gold which was 250 dollars per ounce is now 900 dollars. Because, when the price of the currency goes down, the price of commodity goes up. It is like see-saw. You cannot have a linear or fixed percentage of commodity vis-a-vis a dollar or any other currency. The value of currency goes down means, the value of commodity will go up. 25 dollars a barrel of crude is now close to 100. You take silver, tin, copper, Uranium, Nickel, you take anything including cyanide. Everything has gone up vis-a-vis a dollar except the dollar. Rupee has gone up. Australian dollar has gone up. New Zealand dollar has gone up. Swiss frank has gone up. Euro has gone up. Yen has gone up. Pakistan Rupee only has not gone up. That only one good news. Bangladesh Taka has not gone up. Rest everything else have gone up against the dollar. Chinese Yuan has gone up. Of course, it may not have gone up all in the same proportion. Some have gone up at 150%, some at 3000%, some at 15%. But, dollar is sinking. Look at what is happening.

Americans to boost their consumption, What did they do? Anybody who came to the bank of America, or any financial institution in America, and said, I am so and so. Who are you sir? I am a server in McDonalds, drawing a salary of 1500 dollars. But, they said, if you simply say, 15000 dollars, We are ready to give you 200,000 dollars loan. Build a house. No problem. No questions. No verification. No phone call. No Chartered Accountant certification. Nothing is required. You just take loan. Only thing you pay, 6% interest rate. First 3 years, only 0.5%. Next 3 years, pay 3%. Then pay 6%. The fellow was happy. The loan sanctioned. This is called mortgage loan in America. Millions of loans have been sanctioned out of our money. It is not their money. If it is their money, it would have been far far more prudent and diligently ensured. What they have done? Because, it is our money, they can afford to be reckless. They have given to everybody. Today, what the world is facing is a sub-prime crisis. This is sub-prime crisis. You have given to sub-standard people, knowing very well that they don't have the ability to pay your principle or interest or both.

Now Citibank is writing 80 billion dollars only for 3 months. UBS is writing 4 billion dollars. And, they don't have money. Look at it. They don't have money. Where are they taking money from? They have the Abhudhabi bank to fund the Citibank. Now, I told somebody, Citibank will become a subsidiary of Abhudhabi commercial bank. This is going to happen. Because, Arabs are sitting on tons of money, because Oil is at $90 per barrel. And, cost of producing a barrel of oil is not more than $10. they are getting profit of $80 per barrel. There are something around 2.5 million barrels sold every day. So, you can understand the money the arabs are making everyday. And, they are sitting on tons of money. So, they are just giving 7 billion dollars, and they are taking some huge share in Citibank. Look, this is what is happening. This voracious consumption which dazzled us for 10-15 years, Americans are worried about it. Americans are petrified about it.

Today, if you take economist, On June 23rd, the cover story was, Sovereign Wealth Fund. What does that mean? It talks about how these countries which are having this reserve running into several billion dollars are not only now investing in American Treasury bonds for 2-3%, they have thought some more devious plans, they have decided to take over companies in the stock market. Suppose, if I have 44 billion dollars, this is the price for which Microsoft is trying to pay and get yahoo. Chinese government will just give it as tips, and say come on. Because, it is having 1.7 trillion dollars. Microsoft, a wholly owned subsidiary of Chinese government. This could happen. So, the cover story in the economist was, how countries are invading America, and taking up American companies through the Sovereign Wealth Fund through the reserves. And, the cartoon was very telling. You have seen this war helicopter, and dropping bombs. Instead of bombs, they put gold. When they want to invest in our companies, we have to open, and show what is called as Foreign Direct Investment. You please come and take over 49%, 51%, 75%, or 100%. Our people agree. But, tell me. I don't want anything else. Is there a discussion on Sovereign Wealth Fund in this country? When we want to invest in America, and take over American companies. No No sir. Not agreeable. It is Security and Strategic Investment Act of America is coming. Today, there is an act in America. Whether somebody can take over some other company or whether he can invest in America or not, they are going to debate.

Look at the paradise. World Without Walls - WWW means World Without Walls. This is how we were taught for 15 years. Now, they travel to America, and they come back. Money will go. Money does not have color. Bull shit. Everything has come to the total halt. From 65 to 90, people were talking about the collapse of Communism. And, when people talk, our Communists, our Socialists friends used to laugh, how can Communism fall? You cannot even think about it. But, on 9/11, that is 9th of November (1989), the Berlin wall was broken. And, Communism collapsed like a pack of cards. In Russia, they did not even have bread, and you have to stand in the queue for 48 hours to get a loaf of bread. That was Russia. Believe me. You can safely take a bet on the fall of Capitalism the way it is practised in America. It will not happen tomorrow. It will not happen day after tomorrow. But, I don't give any guarantee beyond 72 hours. It could happen day after day after next. Because, fall of America is very certain the way it is being practised. All that require is one trader to sell few billion dollars short on the dollar. Immediately, people will panic. If you sell dollars, it is sufficient. But, the problem is, if you sell dollars, you are going to be the loser. Because, you are owning the dollar. It is India, which is owning the dollar, not America. It is China, which is owning the dollar, not America. Japan is owning the dollar, not America. So, America is not bothered about dollar. We are all bothered about the dollar.

It is like a bank, if it gives 5000 crores to a person, then the person does not have to think about the project. It is the bank, that has to worry about the project. Because, if the project fails, then they will not get 5000 crores. That man will be happy. He will say, "I am totally stressed. I am playing golf". But, the bank manager will be taken all the physical verification, all the stocks in that company. The bank manager will daily call him, "Sir, are you ok? I heard that, yesterday, you had cold sir". Because, the bank's money is there. It is not this fellow's money. Upto borrowing only, the project is owned by the entrepreneur. Once, he has borrowed money, he can be happy. Likewise, America has not bothered about fall or rise of the dollar any more. It was outsourced to Sovereign function to tell this. You decide. If you want, you defend, otherwise, go to hell. This is the burden of all of us. We will have to take care of the dollar. Look at what is globalization? How it is going up? Is this what we thought? So, what is happening? If you don't deal with dollar, dollar will collapse. I will explain to you how dangerous game this dollar has become.

If an Arab wants to sell oil to an Indian, we cannot buy oil straight away. It has to be traded on both sides of Atlantic. There are two oil exchanges. One is in New York, one is in London. You can buy officially oil in these two oil exchanges. For which, the Arab will get paid in dollars from the exchange, and I have to pay the dollars to the exchange. Meaning, there is a constant demand for dollars. Artificial. And, most of the commodity goods which are traded in the Chicago exchange are also traded in dollars. Creating an artificial demand for dollar.

Saddam Hussein understood this. What did Saddam Hussein do? He has given "food for oil" program. He could sell his oil, and buy food for well being of his people. He says, "I will have to sell oil. I will sell oil. But, I will not sell oil in dollars. I will sell oil denominated in Euro, Yen, or something". And, so he began to sell. Americans said, this is weapons of mass destruction. A country which cannot make scooter, can it make an Atom bomb? A country which is so backward, that it does not have any great technology, was accused of creating nuclear weapons, and almost 4 years, Americans occupied Iraq, and they have not found even a single gram of weapons of mass destruction. The weapons of mass destruction was very clear right from the day one. It was Saddam's insistence to deal with oil in Euros. So, what has globalization become?

A Protestant country invades a Muslim country, and hangs the leader on Vaikunta Ekadasi day.

That is globalization. Beyond, nothing has happened. So, to defend dollar, you require American army. It is the only country in the history of mankind, where the army defends the currency. If you take American army, the respect for dollar will come down. So, American army daily has to do something. On Somalia, one bomb. On Uganda, one bomb. Something or the other. Hey, I will attack you. Hey, you keep quiet. Like one dada in a mohalla, it has to go on flexing it's muzzles. Otherwise, no one will respect dollar. So, Iran understood this. Iran said, I will start separate oil exchange. Why should I sell oil to you guys in New York? I will have a small island here, and I will start an oil exchange in Iran. And, I will ask anybody to pay any currency except dollar. Hey, you are having weapons of mass destruction. We will invade you. That whole thing is going on, and Iranians have postponed the decision for opening this oil exchange. And, till that time, invasion of Iran is also postponed. And the day, the exchange is opened, Americans will invade Iran.

Manishankar Iyer does not know all these things. He is going on blabbering something. Iran, pipeline and other things. That is not the issue. The issue is the oil exchange. The moment the oil exchange comes, they will go and bomb Tehran. They will hang this guy, whosoever is there, preferably on Vaikunta Ekadasi day. Then that fellow will go to the heaven straight away.

This is the problem we are facing today. So, how do we deal this? This is the end game of globalization. The people are worried. When, I wrote couple of articles on Rediff and also my book, Economists are writing from America, and saying, "Sir, how were you bothered about this?" I said, "We have to bother about it, because our 300 billion dollars is with you". Otherwise, we would not be bothered about this. We are not bothered about France. We are not bothered about Argentina. Because, our money is not there. If America goes, with it, it will ripe 50 years of global development. That is why, we are also worried about America. So, to save America is becoming an important challenge.

Now, banks are writing off, as I told you sub-prime crisis. So, on 22nd January or third week of January (2008), there was a huge fall in the stock market, because banks were all declaring losses after losses. So, American Fed intervened, and reduced the interest rates by 0.75%. And, followed by a further reduction of 0.5% on 30th of January. one and one quarter of a percentage was reduced in a matter of 10 days. As they reduce interests, they are finding it difficult, even that interest nobody pays. Today, the American interest rate is 3%. So, next month they may reduce it to 2, 1 then? Then, what will happen? They have given money to people, who just went on buying houses. In our places, a man who earns Rs.10,000, may have an ambition of buying a house of say Rs.10 Lakh or maximum Rs.15 Lakh. But, he will never aspire to buy a house worth of Rs.15 crore. This is what literally happened. Though, I am slightly exaggerating for the purpose of this audience. But, this is what literally happened. People did not have money to pay the EMI. So, the bank said, don't pay. Next quarter. How long can you go on? Because, bank has to have money. And, money from the outside world was not sufficient.

Because, everyone knows that dollar is a tissue paper. And, you are reducing interest rates. Once, you reduce the interest rates, the currency value will fall. Because, it's ability to attract the money from outside is gone. In India, it is 10% today. If you put in a bank, you will get 9-9.5% in 1-1.5 years. In America, if you put, you will get 3%. Where will you put? You will put only in India. Money is rushing towards India. In China, it is still worse. It is 12-13% banks are offering. Money is rushing towards all these economies. And, so the currency is further collapsing. Either they will save the banks or the dollar. They cannot do both. Have you seen Chess game? Sometimes, you position your horse in such a way that, it knocks of the other fellow's king or queen. He has a choice. It is either checkmate or doomsday. That is what America is facing. It is very very difficult for them to come out of this mess. They are completely unaware as what needs to be done.

So, just like in 1991, the Prime Minister of Russia, Mr.Gaydar, he said, "I thought my country was a great country. But, after the fall of this Gorbachev, I went and found out that Russia was like aircraft, with no pilot in the cockpit." That is his words. Today, Americans, They don't have any clue. What to do? How it is to be done? Where is the solution? Can you say from tomorrow onwards, Americans must spend less. For to do that, they must necessarily have one institution called family. Can they say, from tomorrow onwards everybody will stay with their respective spouse? They cannot say that. So, you cannot have domestic savings. Ok. Till date, they were able to raise their interest rates, and capture savings from other countries. Now, they cannot do that, because, your banks are collapsing. Otherwise, banks will totally collapse. You have given loan to everybody. They are not able to pay their interest rates. Even teaser rates, they are not able to pay. So, you have to reduce the interest rates. So, if you reduce interest rates, money will not go to America. Money will come to countries like India. After all, even in America, even in London, even in Europe, it is not the protestant Christian community that saves, it is the Indian community that saves. It is the Hispanics that saves. Even in America. Actually, America's total savings is -7%. If the Indians are not there, it will be -9%. If the Mexicans are not there, it will be -10%. They are actually reducing it to -7%. That is the collapse that is happening before them. And, they cannot stop consuming. They have to have that fuel guzlers. They have to have these huge highways. They have to have all these paraphernalia that goes on with the name of grand American dream. Can an American live in a very spartan way? Can they eat two bananas and live? He cannot. He will waste two bananas out of every four bananas for some reason or the other. That is America. You look at the whole issue. What is that we have to do? What is that we need to provide as a solution?

We have a system called 5 year plan. It is prepared by the Planning Commission. We are now in the eleventh plan. Last year, China also started the 11th plan. Last year, both the countries gave the draft of their respective 11th plan. I had the occasion to read both the Chinese 11th plan draft, and Indian 11th plan draft. The first draft to the 11th plan in our case was 11th draft to the first plan. It was as simple as that. Same old thing, what was written in Nehru's time was copied. India is a poor country, India is a developing country, India is an agricultural country, India has to have poor social capital. India's primary health structure is poor. Roads are poor. Infrastructure is poor. Power is not there. All these ta ta ta issues are like what you see in that news reel of any cinema. Whenever you go, they will first put all this bad news. Like that, it was going on. Little realizing that, these jokers are there in planning commission to rectify all these things. For 11*5, 55 years, nothing has been done.

But, look at the Chinese. What did they do? There is a minister called Ma Kai, Who is equivalent to Montek Singh Ahluwalia. There was a question by somebody from there (in the audience) to professor here. And, he was very clear. Whether the globalization is success or not? What is the alternative? Ma Kai has provided that alternative. Disengage with the global economy. Not that because somebody has said. The thought is there. The alternative thoughts are emerging. Ma Kai says, if we go on like this, We will be going on producing for America, and America will give us dollars, and we will give us dollars back to America. And, our foreign exchange surplus will go up. How long will this go up? We need to improve our consumption. We need to have more consumption in China. So, what should be done? He has put in the entire paper on how to improve consumption in China.

There was one guy called Shinawatra Thaksin in Thailand. He was ousted by a coup. In 2002, he prepared a paper. After he became the Prime Minister, he asked, "what do we do?"
"Sir, we do exports sir."
"Whom do we export?"
"America sir."
"What do we do with the money?"
"We will give it back to America, and we are happy sir".
This is what the answer bureaucrats gave him. He said, "stop this non-sense. Export, let it happen. We will not be export driven economy. We will be an internal consumption driven economy". Is there a coincidence? I would like to know.

There were yet another economists, Jim Lay, and Joseph Lin. They work for Asian Development Bank. They produced a document. They have said, all this export oriented economies time and again are not reaping the benefits, because export driven economies are like hierarchical model, only the top fellows in the economy are able to export and gain the benefits like what professor said about 20-80%. This is what is happening. No country is actually benefiting out of this exports in substantial way. Yes. There are benefits. There are benefits to globalization the way it is understood today. There is certain set of people who are benefiting. But, what about the 80% who are not beneficiaries, who do not fall into the ambit of globalization, who are not even in a position to produce anything for their own consumption, Who do not have any skills. I am reminded of the French revolution. If you don't have the bread, eat the cake. That is what we are telling them. You go and tell one fellow that, "What do you do?". "Sir, I am a farmer". "Oh, give the land, and tomorrow you join Infosys. Become a software programmer". That fellow is in Anguta. And, you go and tell him, "Oh. Software is booming". To whom it is booming? To IITians, to Chartered Accountants, to Lawyers. But, the farmers, How does he care? He does not even know what is a computer? And, we are telling him, we have brought futures and options trade in sugar, rice, wheat, dal. You can sell everything through your computer. This fellow does not have electricity there.

This is how we are fooling us, and every single economic journal which is corrupting the young minds, is to give wrong picture of the facts that are prevalent in India. I went to my village couple of weeks back. The people are telling me.
"What is your problem?"
"Is stock market your problem?", I asked them.
"No, sir. The bus".
"Dollar crisis is your problem?"
"No, sir. Power".
"Is American Bush, Lady Clinton, or Obama. Who will come?"
"Sir, the bus is not coming. Once, it comes, I will tell you."

Their problems are totally different. We think of India is 20 kms of Bangalore or 20 kms of Chennai. In Chennai, mount road, there are lot of IT Companies. You walk 20 kms to Ambattur. There, it is all Industrial hub. Their problem is not rupee appreciation or all these things. Labour, Strike, Labour commissioner coming and taking bribe everyday, excise commissioner coming and taking bribe, VAT. Nobody understands VAT. These are their problems. You walk another 20 kms. There will be one fellow in one lion clothes singing some old tamil song, not even bothered about anything, and he will be talking about paddy prices. Just within 40 kms, you have Tamilnadu in three different shapes. And, if I go and talk to him about labour laws, and commissioner of sales tax, and something like that, he is not bothered. He has different agenda. He says water, pesticides, and banks are not giving loans etc. These are his problems. And, do you think there is one word globalization take care of all the three sets of people. We have to take care of all the three people. We cannot say that one is important and other is not. I am not saying that take care of the farmer alone. You take care of the farmer also. That is my submission.

So, coming back to what Ma Kai did. Ma Kai did something revolutionary. That is now, the Chinese are putting in the place. They are appreciating Yuan consciously. They were pegged to 8.28 to a dollar for 10 years. Now, they slowly started appreciating. Now, it is 7.25 or something. They have said, by this year, we will touch 7. We are going like this. That means, dollar is collapsing vis-a-vis Yuan. Now, let us take India. China's problem is, it has no domestic consumption, unlike us. Remember. We are a consumption economy, when we compare with China. We are a savings economy, when we compare with America. That is our beauty. We don't fall into the joinder of Consumption. We don't fall into the joinder of Sales. Why is it so?

Take January. Pongal. Makara Sankranthi. Some bloody thing, we spend. Next, February, nothing is there. Feb 14th. We spend. Holy, we will spend. Navarathri, nine days we will spend. It is not 9 days. It is actually 10 days. We will spend for 10 days. Why do we spend? There is a purpose in spend. There is a responsibility associated with spend. It is not that, economy has to be intervened only for imports for goods. A domestic consumer is as important as domestic producer. That is what this grand concept of Swadesi talks about. It is not merely to say, I will produce here, and export some where. My consumer will be outside. No, My consumer also has to be in India. That is swadesi. My producer has to be in India. That has to be Swadesi. So, how do we do this? There are enormous documents available, and I will just tell you one instance on how we fare badly in engaging the world vis-a-vis ourselves.

If a good costs Rs.75 in a factory for exports to Singapore, it costs Rs.100 to buy the same good in India, the difference being, excise duty and sales tax. Excise duty in India is 16%, the VAT is 12.5%. VAT is on top of this 16%. Not plus. So, all together, we pay around 31% as indirect taxes to the government to consume anything whether it is a pin or whether it is a motor car. No where in the world, Governments of the countries charge such a high levels of indirect taxes. Has government bothered about us? This is the only country which will recognize this goddess Lakshmi. What does goddess Lakshmi mean? We have to consume. But consume with responsibility. Whenever we give our daughter in marriage to some other family, we first enquire,
"how is that family?"
"He is spendthrift sir. Don't give".
"Ok. We won't give. Another family".
"Sir, miserly sir. He will not spend. Don't give".
both ways. Society has its own laws. Even today in Bangalore or Mumbai, if the Citibank fellow comes and knocks at the door, for the non payment of the credit card, it is a slur by the society on that family. Debt is not accepted in this country. But, at the same time, you are supposed to spend. If you borrow the money for the purpose of your daughter's marriage, it is accepted. Responsibility is there. If you borrow money for house construction, it is accepted. But, if you borrow money for your motor car, and you are not able to pay for it, society does not look at you very favorably. That is why in this country, debt is seen as once dharma and farmers commit suicide even today for non payment of debts. No where in the world, you will find this. That is the greatness of this country. In America, they will say, I filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy. That is regarded as a social status as you got a mercedes benz. It is not here. Because, we operate on a different plane. Because, once you have not repaid your debt, it is seen something sinful in this country. It is not merely a question of debit and credit.

So, we have to reduce our excise duty. We have to give boost to our domestic consumption. Then, what will happen to our savings? Don't worry about it. Because, the Indian house-wife will ensure that savings will not only be 30-33% as it is today, it will go up further. Till the family institution is there, We don't have to worry much about the Indian economics. That will take care of Indian economics. That is why, Mr.Chidambaram or Montek singh or whosoever will follow him, or whosoever before him were not bothered about indian economics, because lady in the house is completely taking care of the house economics as well as national economics. That is the beauty of the Indian economics. The feminine character of the Indian economics, balances between expenditure and consumption, between investment and savings, between spending and savings, all these things are absolutely matched. No household in this country will be ever bankrupt, except for exceptional circumstances. Nobody walks directly into bankruptcy knowing very well that they cannot pay Rs.15 crore house EMI which falls to Rs.15 Lakh with Rs.15,000 salary. No household will do it. That is the beauty of Indian system. So, we need to boost consumption. If you boost consumption, you will boost Indian production. If you boost Indian production, you will give employment opportunities. your sess, and all the artificial things are like steroids people take. You are trying to look at shortcuts.

Ideally, the whole thing should be like what the Chinese are looking. We need to have debate. I am not saying that this is the thought we have to follow, just because Chinese have followed. No. We need to have extensive debate. We need to find out whether this model will be suitable, where in we can allow more of domestic consumption. Unless you allow more of domestic consumption, you will have to depend on America, whether for technology or financial capital or for consumption. If you depend on outsiders, you are going to be at risk. That is, my comprehensive view about swadesi vis-a-vis the dollar crisis that we are facing. If we go on for another few years, we have to write off. Today, we have to write-off around 200 billion dollars which we have put in America, if America goes. Three years later, we may have one trillion dollars, of which we may have parked 800 billion dollars in America, that we may have to write off. The choice is, whether we have to write off today, or a larger sum five years later. This is the choice, we are confronting. Every nation is confronting this choice.

Ladies and gentlemen, the ideal idea in an economic development would be to find out what suits us. Unfortunately, all economic text books are photocopied from outsiders including spelling mistakes. I only implore you to think and freshly debate what should be the model that it will be useful and functional in this country. That is the model that is functional. There is no alternative to globalization. But, the alternative to globalization is functional in India. It is the globalization which is foreigner in India. It is an intruder. It is only in the peripheral. But, it has the power of the media. It has the power of intelligentsia. It has the power of the chatting class. That is why it is looking so spectacular. Just remove this light. We will find out what it is. And, you will find, India has its own self balancing mechanism that will ensure that, Indian economy is a sustainable economy. It may not have a spectacular growth as what it is. It will definitely be a long lasting model. It has survived for 5000 years, and if you follow this, it is guaranteed for another 5000 years. Can we ever bet on dollar for next 50 days also? We cannot bet whether the dollar is going to survive at this rate.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Nice Computer Virus

I have a 4 GB Flash disk, and I use that mainly at my home and only in Linux in both Desktop and laptop. Regularly, I delete all the unused files, and keep only whatever is necessary for me.

Whenever I want to take printouts, I copy my files in that, and take it to the nearest cybercafe for printing. Every time, he scans my flash disk for any virus. Almost every time, His virus scanner recognizes Virus in my flash disk. I never understood that, and told him that, I was using Linux, and cleaning up all the unused files regularly. It is impossible to get virus in that. But, he never agreed to that. I have backup of all the files, so, I asked him to clean it up, and take the printout. He cleaned it up and then printed. It happened multiple times.

For the last two months or so, I have not cleaned up my flash disk. After I took a printout last time, the behavior of Auto Run is changed for the flash disk. I ignored it for 2-3 times. But, after that, I examined the files, and realized that there are few extra files for autorun and others. I deleted all those files, and after that, my flash disk's auto run started working normally. I remembered another change in the behavior of my flash disk. In Windows, the directories are not visible. If I explicitly type f:\krishna in the location bar, it opens the files normally. I never bothered about, why those folders were not visible in Windows. But, when I investigated further, I realized that hidden attribute is set to those folders, and this behavior is recent, i.e., after I started taking printouts by using that flash disk.

This is the reasoning that I came up with all this. The cybercafe's system has a virus in it's Virus scanner. Whenever any flash disk is inserted, it shows a message saying that there is a virus in the flash disk. When selected for cleaning, it just creates few virus files, and/or changes the attributes of the files. It gives the impression to the person that, his system is very secure, and the flash disk has a virus. Where as it is the other way. I don't know when these people will realize the security of Linux.

Monday, October 06, 2008

CAPTCHA - Natural Language Processing

In my previous blog entry on CAPTCHA, I mentioned that, using natural language is a better method than having very distorted images to determine whether the user is human or not.

I mentioned the below statement in my previous article.

Add 1234534512 to 1232429530.2322, and multiply the result with 12143298.4345 and divide it by 983435.234, and ignore this value, and put 4 in the below text box.

The above statement is very easy for humans. But, for computers it is very hard. Natural language processing is not fully developed. If anybody develops a system which can understand the above sentence, then it would become the next biggest thing in computer science. I was always wondering why many companies are not following the above system, and still using very distorted images which are very difficult even for humans, and violating the basic purpose of CAPTCHA.

But, there are many people who use internet extensively without having good knowledge in English. There are many people who use internet and can understand single words, but not sentences. For them, understanding the above sentence may not be trivial. For using mail and chat, one does not need to know English. We cannot expect everyone to know English, when the service itself does not require English knowledge. That's why we still have Image Captchas in most of the places. However, there are few websites which expects the user to solve Natural Language Captcha, to post some content in English. If somebody is writing some content in English, then we can assume that, they can understand simple English. That's why, it is possible to use Natural Language Captcha in those cases. But, most of the services in the internet do not require English knowledge, so, we cannot use Natural Language in those services.