Sachin Tendulkar

I finally know what god really looks like!! He is about 5"5, maharashtrian and plays cricket!! Tendulkar bapa morya - Abhishek Bachchan

"Commit all your crimes when Sachin is batting. They will go unnoticed for even the God is busy watching him" - A banner in Sydney.

"Glad I'm not bowling him today." - Shane Warne after Sachin made 200.

Sachin Tendulkar saves Mamata Banerjee from scrutiny from News channels. - visaraj

Sachin Tendular is an anagram of Unshackled Train. - visaraj

Shouldn’t RBI launch a 200 rupee note with Sachin’s pic on it.

One man is not supposed to carry the hopes of a nation of a billion every time he walks out to bat. But he does. - Cricbuzz

One man is not supposed to be the barometer of a country's happiness - he is being thrust with an impossible responsibility. But he is. - Cricbuzz

There might come a day when Roget's Thesaurus will fail to find adequate words to describe the man, but he himself will not fail. - Cricbuzz

After the double ton, the first one I thanked was Amla. (In the last over, Amla stopped four of Dhoni, and by that, Sachin got chance to play.)

Q. Who got the best of Sachin's 200? A. Mamta Banerjee, coz nobody is talking about rail budget - madhurbatra

Sachin shud've played this innings on MNIK's (My Name is Khan) release day. No one wud've protested. No one wud've watched the movie either. - dixit_anand

The badly-drafted Budget of Mamta went unnoticed. She must thank Sachin for diverting the media's attention! - BJPSupporter

Sachin's 200 runs eclipsed a $20 billion rail budget. - kshashi

There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the others. - sheetalranade

2021 AD: "Daddy, take a single and come to this end" - Indian cricket opener "Arjun Tendulkar" to his opening partner and Dad sachin - Chrony

Sachin the GOD took half over less than half the overs to score half run less than half the runs! - manver023

Sachin should be the official SI Unit for batting performance! - Satya_

Cricket is my religion, Sachin is my god. - gnuanu

Sachin undoubtedly once again prove that he is" THE GOD OF CRICKET"! We who follow Cricket as a religion, yesterday was auspicious for us! - prasenjit78

So to conclude "God has shown his 'viswaroop' yesterday!" - pokmaster